Nick Jonas Graduates!

It's official. Nick Jonas is the whole package.

He's not only a music star with boyish good looks and strong values, but he's reconnected with Miley Cyrus and is now a high school graduate - at 16.

What's not to love about this young man?

"I'm happy to announce I have graduated! Class of '09!" the youngest of the Jonas Brothers - who is home schooled - wrote on the bros' Twitter page.

"Congrats to everyone else who has also graduated this year," he said, signing off his Tweet by referring to himself as "Mr. President (Nick)."

He earned that nickname for bossing around Kevin, 21, and Joe, 19.

Diploma in hand, Nick Jonas further cements his role model status.

Let this be a lesson to all you kids out there. Stay in school and learn.

That way, by the time you burn through the tens of millions of dollars you've made as a teen pop star, you at least have your education to fall back on.

The Jonas Brothers, as fans undoubtedly know, are currently on a world tour. Their fourth album, Lines, Vines and Trying Times, hits stores this week!

Carrie Prejean Offered Big Bucks to Bang Sarah Palin

Carrie Prejean did not attend an event for the Special Olympics this weekend because she feared it would be awkward, now that she's no longer Miss California. (Way to put the kids ahead of your personal feelings, Carrie!)

But Hustler has come up with an idea that will make the gay-hating pageant queen feel right at home: an intimate meeting with fellow conservative beauty Sarah Palin.

Sort of.

The adult film company has offered Prejean $500,000 to appear in a movie titled You're Nailin' Palin. TMZ has released the actual letter sent to Carrie from Hustler. It reads:

Your scene would feature some hot girl-on-girl action with adult performer Lisa Ann, who's portraying the former VP candidate. Don't worry, you'll also have an opportunity to enjoy some opposite sex.

Should Carrie accept the offer? Think of all the gay marriage protest signs she could buy with the cash!

Will Carrie Prejean and Sarah Palin soon come together for a meeting of the minds and bodies? Let's hope so!

Introducing: Liam Hemsworth!

Step off, Justin Gaston. You and your rock-hard abs may soon be taking a backseat to a new man in Miley Cyrus' life.

Let's meet Liam Hemsworth, the Australian actor that will appear alongside Cyrus in The Last Song, a movie specifically written for her by author Nicholas Sparks.

When asked about her scarcely-known costar, Miley told E! News:

"I got a hot boy. I can't say that too many times, but he is attractive. Not bad to look at for the summer."

Miley Cyrus gets to kiss Liam Hemsworth on screen, and Justin Gaston off screen. She lives a tough life.

Hemsworth and Cyrus will soon head to Savannah to shoot film, in which Cyrus portrays a rebellious teen sent to live with her estranged dad and Liam takes on the role of her love interest.

Just how steamy does it get between their characters? Will any tonsil hockey be played?

"Maybe," Miley told Marc Malkin. "I don't know."

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