Kate Gosselin: Would You Hit It?

Her vagina might be cavernous, but her body is slammin.

While Steve Neild is rumored be an expert on both these Kate Gosselin body parts, the public has now been exposed to the latter, following a vacation Kate and her kids recently took to Bald Head Island, North Carolina.

The mother of eight likely raked in hordes of cash from paparazzi as she was photographed in a bikini last week during the trip.

While Gosselin doesn't look like someone that has given birth to two sets of multiples, her body is not the result of any impressive workout routine. Instead, a tummy tuck was one of the numerous freebies TLC handed out to Kate and husband Jon.

Regardless of how she got this way, the bottom line is that Kate Gosselin is bordering on major MILF status. Do you agree?

Would you hit it?

	Yes, look at that body!
	No, look at that hair!
	Yes, only if she never talks!
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Alex Rodriguez: Dating Kate Hudson!

Yankees star Alex Rodriguez is just 6-for-26 with three RBIs in his last seven games. Maybe he's simply reserving all of his home runs for Kate Hudson!

Awful baseball intros aside, A-Rod and Kate Hudson were spotted getting cozy last month, and a source now confirms that the two stars are dating.

"It's somewhat serious," a People spy says in its upcoming issue.

"He's already introduced her to a bunch of his friends."

We're not sure what info from the above two sentences is harder to believe - that it's somewhat serious already, or that A-Rod has any friends left.

All we know is Madonna takes credit for the sexy new couple!

A-Rod and K-Hud = K-Rod? [Photos: Fame Pictures]

For her part, Kate Hudson followed Rodriguez on the road late last month to Dallas, when the Yankees played the Texas Rangers in a three-game series.

The actress and son Ryder, 5 (whose dad is Chris Robinson), stayed at the same hotel as A-Rod, and the couple "worked out together in the fitness center."

Guess that's what they're calling it now.

For one of the games, she sent Ryder and his nanny to the ballpark while she "stayed behind and watched the game from the hotel," adds the eyewitness.

"She remarked several times about what a big baseball fan she is!"

Will the off-field fireworks last through the grueling season? Will A-Rod pull out ... of his recent mini-slump and actually hit after September?

Another source says it's too early to tell: "You never know."

Melissa Joan Hart Sort of Apologizes to Farrah Fawcett

Melissa Joan Hart has written an apology after the New York Post overheard the actress saying that she hoped Farrah Fawcett would live ... at least long enough for her bikini-clad cover to be published by People.

She writes, “It has come to my attention that something I said has been misconstrued in the press. I was merely explaining what I had read about how the cover of People magazine was chosen from an article I read in the New York Times."

"I truly hope Farrah and her family know I wish them the best at this time in her life. I would never be so selfish to disrespect anyone, let alone someone I admire greatly.”

“Last week was an intense one for me in many ways. Not only for all the reasons that have been publicized for you like the magazine cover and our new shop opening."

"Mainly because my mother was admitted into the hospital and underwent an intense 8 hour surgery on a brain tumor. All of my 6 siblings and I gathered at my house and the hospital for the entire week to be strong for each other."

Melissa Joan Hart in her previous big magazine spread. In Maxim. In 1999.

"She is out of the woods and on her way to recovery, luckily she is a good healer and has 7 children to lend a hand in times like these. Prayer is a big part of my life and it was very crucial last week for my mommy."

"I ask that you keep her in your thoughts and prayers as she fights her way to a full and wonderful recovery. I love you Mommy!!!”

We love how she turned that apology around, once again making the situation all about her. The first two lines would have sufficed.

Stay classy, Sabrina!

Danielle Staub Hypes Allegations of Drug-Riddled, Criminal Past

Is Danielle Staub really a cocaine-snorting former stripper with a criminal record? We don't know for certain.

But is this Real Housewife of New Jersey a perfect pitchwoman for her reality show? No doubt about it.

Interviewed on The Today Show this morning, Staub didn't shy away from stories in Cop Without a Badge, the 1995 memoir that allegedly details her shady life in Miami under the alias "Beverly Merrill." Instead, she used the book as a means to promote tonight's new episode.

“I can only touch on [the rumors],” Staub told host Hoda Kotb. “I can just say, it’s out there and it will be addressed. And I will definitely touch on all the subjects that are crucially in need of touching on at the time when the time is right.”

Translation: the time will be right each week on The Real Housewives of New Jersey!

Staub, who was reportedly arrested in the 1980s for her involvement in a kidnapping, said of such a rumor:

"It's not that I don't want it known, I just think there's a time and place for everything and it was deemed by Bravo that now was my time... [but] this was way before I got married - way before I had children. And maybe people can watch and see how it unfolds. Because I think people are go to be shocked."

Will we actually have all questions answered on tonight's new episode? Of course not. A good drama knows how to suck in its audience and leave viewers wanting more.

"You won't have them answered for - actually until maybe next season. Who knows..." said Staub, already doing her best to solidify a spot on the show for next year.

She's good. Staub must have gone to the Spencer Pratt school of public relations.

Ashlee Simpson's Spat With Michelle Trachtenberg A 'Misunderstanding'

Pair reportedly bickered over Simpson's husband, Pete Wentz, at 'DJ Hero' event Monday.
By Jocelyn Vena

Ashlee Simpson at the "DJ Hero" event in Los Angeles on Monday
Photo: Kevin Mazur/WireImage

On Wednesday, reports emerged that at the "DJ Hero" event in Los Angeles on Monday night — at which Jay-Z and Eminem gave surprise performances — singer/ "Melrose Place" star Ashlee Simpson and Michelle Trachtenberg from "Gossip Girl" got into a verbal altercation over Pete Wentz, who is now married to Simpson and once dated Trachtenberg.

"The evening started off very civilly," an unidentified source reportedly told Perez Hilton. "Pete and Ashlee had a pleasant conversation with Michelle and her boyfriend for close to 20 minutes. Simpson even showed Trachtenberg some baby pictures of her little boy, Bronx."

But according to the source, the good vibe quickly changed. "As the evening went on and Ashlee started to get sloppier, things got out of control."

Before long, it's reported that "[Ashlee] was staring directly at Michelle and started hurling insults at her" before she began to dance with Wentz "like a stripper." Then she reportedly went up to Trachtenberg and said, "I hope you know, the whole time you were dating Pete, I was f---ing him!" It was reported that Trachtenberg said to her, "I've never said bad things about you. I'm happy for you guys."

Simpson's publicist said the scenario has been greatly exaggerated. "It was just a misunderstanding," the publicist said in a statement. "Ashlee has since apologized to Michelle, and they remain on good terms."

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Stephanie Pratt and Frankie Delgado: The Hills is Real, Paris Hilton Should Apologize

In a recent interview, Paris Hilton explained why her boyfriend - and Lauren Conrad's ex - Doug Reinhardt won't be appearing on MTV's The Hills in the future.

No, not because the show's star dumped him, but ...

"The show is, like, so lame and fake," she said. "He doesn't want to be a part of it. They make up relationships when they're not there. He just thinks it's lame."

MTV Movie Awards weekend guest hosts and The Hills stars Frankie Delgado and Stephanie Pratt responded to her comments, saying she should apologize.

"Doug's not even on the show, so I don't even understand that," said the annoying sister of Spencer Pratt. "And in real life he is friends with those boys, so it's not fake. I would never call her show dumb, so I think she should apologize."

NO YOU DIDN'T: Stephanie Pratt and her 70 I.Q. points take issue with Paris.

Delgado also defended The Hills, saying: "She knows that it's not fake. It's not fake at all. It's as real as it gets. There's no way to create that kind of drama. Nothing can even be scripted like that. Things do happen and they happen for a reason."

But Frankie Delgado did point out that although there's nothing fake about the show, sometimes their friends' personalities may give people that impression.

"Some people ... maybe their personalities are fake. They act fake on the show, but that's what makes it dramatic," Brody's BFF explained. "She should understand it's all entertainment. It's all business ... Paris, it's all business."

So, in conclusion, the show is not fake, but some of the people on it act fake, and that's what makes it dramatic, so therefore it is fake. Thanks, Frankie.

Joe Jonas Slams Taylor Swift in New Song

Simply put, Joe Jonas thinks Camilla Belle is better than Taylor Swift.

The musician began dating the brunette actress soon after a contentious break up with the beautiful singer; very, very soon after, according to Swift, who has blamed her and Jonas' demise on his relationship with Belle.

Now, Joe and his siblings are firing back at the popular young country star.

Joe Jonas slams his ex-girlfriend in the song "Much Better." Listen to an excerpt from it NOW.

In their new single, "Much Better," The Jonas Brothers take a shot at Swift. Consider the following lyrics: And all the tears on her guitar, I'm not bitter. But now I see, Everything I'd ever need, Is the girl in front of me, She's much better.

Ouch! Any pop music fans knows that the group is referencing Taylor's hit song, "Teardrops On My Guitar."

We apologize Tweeniverse, but you must choose a side in this feud. Who will it be?

	Team Taylor
	Team Jonas
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MTV Movie Awards Moment of the Night: Eminem Flips Out, Twilight Stars Tease Make Out

Unlike other networks, MTV knows how to host a movie awards show.

At last night's annual event, celebrities from all industries walked the red carpet, the New Moon trailer premiered and Kiefer Sutherland cried hysterically into the arms of Ben Stiller.

But two events stand out the most from the evening:

1. A half-naked Sacha Baron Cohen (in his character of Bruno) fell into Eminem's lap. At the sight, and touch, of Bruno's bare buttocks, Eminem fumed: "Are you serious? Get the **** off me!," before storming out of his seat.
2. After their win for best kiss, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart stood at the podium and came... so... close... to... kissing.

Here's a look at each of the memorable occurrences:

Which MTV Movie Awards development was most shocking?

	Eminem storming out of the theater
	Robert and Kristen almost kissing
	Host Andy Samberg not being funny
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Britney Spears Takes the Circus to London

There was no gross wardrobe malfunction.

There were no messes made in the dressing room.

At least that we know of. You never can tell with her.

What we do know is that Britney Spears performed in London Wednesday night, kicking off the European leg of her wildly popular Circus tour.

Here's our girl in one of many familiar outfits from her U.S. concerts ...

Britney Spears lip-synchs amid a sea of shirtless dudes.

Click to enlarge plenty more Britney Spears pictures from the O2 Arena extravaganza. Just remember, people - when she cracks dat whip, everybody gon' trip, just like a circus. Sorry. That was lame. But so are those lyrics.

[Photo Credits: Fame Pictures]

Mary-Louise Parker: Nude Scenes Not a Problem

Despite seemingly making remarks to the contrary two weeks ago, Weeds star Mary-Louise Parker wants to set the record straight: she loves being naked!

The star of Showtime's dark comedy, which returns for a fifth season Monday, is out to clear the air about a recent interview with More magazine that gave the impression she regretted doing a nude scene in the fourth season finale.

"They made it sound like I was like, 'They made me take my clothes off and chained me to the bathtub,'" Mary-Louise Parker says of the nude scene.

In the scene in question, Parker's character, suburban single mom and drug dealer Nancy Botwin, sits in the tub and reflects on her life's challenges.

Her nakedness is on display for a decent stretch.

The More article, which was excerpted online under the ironic headline of "I Like to Reveal Myself," quotes the actress as saying that she didn't think she needed to be naked, and that she fought with the director about it, bitterly.

Not exactly, says Parker: "It made it seem like we were fighting." Instead, she says, she was just critiquing editing styles and how they differ in film and TV.

"I was talking about it as an example of something I didn't love when I saw it, as they kept cutting back and I was naked, but they liked the position of it."

But people seeing Mary-Louise Parker nude is not something the actress has a problem with as a general rule, and that much she makes abundantly clear.

"I mean, if you know me, it's like, someone sneezes and I take my clothes off," she says. "I'm going to be naked in Esquire in August. I was naked on the set the other day. I'm always naked. I'm naked right now, in fact," she jokes.

Gulp.

Johnny Depp Shares His Island and Happiness With Vanity Fair

Johnny Depp is on the cover of July's Vanity Fair, and inside he opens up about his new movie, Public Enemies, his family, and his private Caribbean island called Little Hall's Pond Cay. He took one of the magazine's writers along for a trip to the area, sharing details about the joy he finds just being there. Here's more: On his private island, Little Hall’s Pond Cay "I don’t think I'd ever seen any place so pure and beautiful . . . You can feel your pulse rate drop about 20 beats. It's instant freedom. And that rare beast - simplicity - can be had. And a little morsel of anonymity . . . Whenever I was getting frustrated about being 'novelty boy' and making movies, I told myself, Calm down. I can come down here and disappear. I spent the Christmas season here with Vanessa and the kids. You can feed hot dogs to the nurse sharks in the Exumas - but it's best to not swim when doing it." On his love of painting: "When I can focus on something like guitar or painting, I do . . . I started painting people I admire, like Kerouac, Bob Dylan, Nelson Algren, Marlon Brando, Patti Smith, my girl, my kids. I painted Hunter a couple of times. Keith Richards. What I love to do is paint people’s faces, y'know, their eyes. Because you want to find that emotion, see what’s going on behind their eyes." On keeping the island for his family: "Nobody is going to ever ruin the Land and Sea Park. It's like a rare gem, a diamond. I look forward to my kids growing up on the island, spending months out of the year here . . . learning about sea life and how to protect sea life . . . and their kids growing up here, and so on . . . Theoretically, this place can add years to your life . . . Money doesn't buy you happiness. But it buys you a big enough yacht to sail right up to it." On Tom Cruise's performance in Tropic Thunder: "That's the best I've ever seen Cruise." When asked if Cruise’s portrayal reminds Depp of any Hollywood executives, he says, "All of them." This interview is a rare insight into nice guy Johnny's life with Vanessa, Lily Rose, and Jack, and make sure to check out the photo slideshow here and when the issue hits newsstands nationally on June 9. View 2 Photos ›

The Weinstein Company's Money Problems: Officially Bad

Things at the House of Harvey haven't been going well, and now it's reported that they've brought in a financing firm to restructure their debt, and figure out how to cover the boat's holes before it fills with water.

The Wall Street Journal and LA Times confirmed a story Nikki Finke had hints of earlier this week: that The Weinstein Company has brought on financial advising firm Miller Buckfire & Co to play with their cash and figure out how to cover the holes in their reportedly massive debt while covering costs to keep the shop open. Notes a Finke source:

"You don't hire Miller Buckfire to raise money. You hire Miller Buckfire because they are one of top restructuring experts in the country. They currently represent several top institutions going through bankruptcy."

And who are some of those institutions? Well, the recently tanked GM, for one. The cash-crunched Readers Digest, too. And Magna Entertainment, a bankrupt company who holds a bunch of horce-racing tracks and investments in the sport. Which, interestingly enough, was founded by an auto-parts guy. Sure, the company's flack issued some ridiculous denial about "always working with financial institutions," but this one's a no-brainer: they're hurting.

Finke notes that she's also since heard that Harvey - probably with the intention of increasing commercial potential - managed to pressure Quentin Tarantino into cutting down his upcoming WWII Nazi-killing epic, Inglorious Basterds, down from its current three-hour run time. Weinstein's always been pretty hands off with Tarantino, so this comes as a slight surprise, but not really, because the film received a pretty mixed reception at Cannes: not what they wanted or needed.

At least they're still hiring assistants. A recent job posting from the once coveted, semi-secretive (now: ubiquitous) UTA job list notes that someone over there - maybe the Harv, by the job description - needs a new minion to harass:

Seeking executive assistant in NYC. Ideal candidate must have excellent communication skills, and superb gate-keeping skills. Must be available on nights, weekends, expect to spend long hours in the office, be able to travel on a moments notice and stay away for uncertain amounts of time. Must have expansive knowledge of film, the industry and minimum 2-3 years experience assisting another top-level executive. Send cover letter, resume, and list of references to: hrjobs@weinsteinco.com

"Stay away for uncertain amounts of time," eh? Sound ominous. The Harv's supposedly curbed his eating and smoking problems, but a new "fuckface" to digest and regurgitate in a period of unmitigated rage is probably an well-portioned expense the company will - thankfully, but maybe fatefully - never write off.

The Weinstein Company To Restructure [Deadline Hollywood Daily]
Weinstein Co. Hires Firm to Explore Restructuring [Wall Street Journal]
Weinstein Co. hires consulting firm to restructure its debt and raise funds [LA Times]

Movie Sneak Peeks: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, Transformers Sequel

As you might expect, the New Moon trailer is all the buzz this morning.

But MTV Movie Awards viewers were treated to a pair of other major movie sneak peeks last night.

First, Daniel Radcliffe and friends introduced fans to the following clip from Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince. Enjoy:

Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince Clip

Also, Megan Fox and director Michael Bay came on stage to preview their upcoming blockbuster, Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen.

Follow this article's jump to watch Fox and Shia LaBeouf in action in that highly-anticipated sequel.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen Clips

Which of these movies are you most excited to see?

	New Moon
	Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen
	Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
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The Hollywood Gossip Week in Review: May 31-June 5, 2009

Happy weekend, Hollywood gossip fans. Below, The Hollywood Gossip staff reflects on what was probably the awesomest week in the history of celeb news.

Okay, maybe that's a stretch. But there were good stories like ...

• Underkover with the Kardashians: The Hollywood Gossip sends a staff member to pose as a prospective date as Khloe pimps our Kourtney.
• Adam Lambert goes public as a couple with boyfriend Drake LaBry.
• Forget drugs, violence and kidnapping. Danielle Staub is a raging nympho!
• David Carradine passes away under somehwat suspicious circumstances.
• The crotch of fire makes an appearance. It had been way too long.
• Gossip about Jon and Kate Gosselin shows no signs of abating, and neither will shut the eff up. You know it's bad when Octomom rips you.

• Melissa Joan Hart wishes Farrah Fawcett the best. At least for another week, so she doesn't die and kick Hart off the cover of People.
• The Circus hits the UK; Britney Spears avoids wardrobe incidents.
• Brandi Glanville accuses LeAnn Rimes of stalking Eddie Cibrian.
• Sneak an early peek at the hottest movie ever with New Moon pics!
• Speidi kicks off its tenure on I'm a Celebrity... with this music video. After an epic meltdown, they leave the show ... only to return.
• Billy Bob Thornton's daughter, Amanda Brumfield, is charged with child neglect in the death of a one-year-old she was babysitting.

An Early Look at New Moon: Movie Stills Galore!

Have you seen the New Moon trailer?

It's exciting and it's revealing, but it also passes by too quickly.

Was that really Jacob Black shirtless?!? And transforming into a werewolf?!? Did Edward really bid farewell forever to Bella?!?

Fortunately, we've tracked down a number of still shots from the Twilight sequel, which opens on November 20. There's no reason to wait until then to ogle Taylor Lautner topless or drool over the blood-soaked lip of Robert Pattinson.

Just click on the following photos to enlarge images from the upcoming blockbuster...

New Couple Alert: Stephanie Pratt & Asher Roth

Spencer Pratt is not gonna like this.

No really, he hates Asher Roth's music.

Stephanie Pratt and the up-and-coming rapper, who Spencer dissed in a recent interview, are now romantically involved, according to a report in Life & Style.

Asher Roth, whose debut single "I Love College" has become a viral hit, got hot and heavy with Stephanie in Vegas. The two reportedly partied until 5 a.m.

“He had a really good night and hasn’t stopped talking about her,” a friend of Asher Roth tells the celebrity news mag. “He’ll ask Stephanie out again soon.”

This new romance won’t go over well with Stephanie's older brother, who’s launching himself into the music business as the self-proclaimed future of hip-hop.

In doing so, he's had some harsh words for Asher Roth.

“I believe my music is more convincing and relevant,” Spencer Pratt told Complex. “To me, he’s garbage. That’s why I’m a new rapper - I have substance.”

The Hills star already made his feelings about the couple known, Tweeting that he can’t believe his sister “is hanging out with that nerd Asher Roth!”

Can't wait for yet another inevitable Speidi meltdown.

Asher Roth is dating Stephanie Pratt. Sucks for him.

Natalie Dylan: Stiffed at Virginity Auction

The anonymous Australian businessman that successfully bid on Natalie Dylan's virginity has pulled out... long before he was ever in!

Dylan is the 22-year old college student from California that put her most precious flower on auction last fall, launching an online campaign through the Moonlite Bunny Ranch, a legal brothel in Carson City, Nevada.

According to Ranch owner Dennis Hof, the bids came flying in, none under $1 million. It's unknown how much the winner - a dude that went by the name "Romeo" - paid to do Dylan, but The New York Post confirms that he dropped $250,000 on a deposit.

However, the newspaper also reports that Natalie got a phone call last week from the guy, claiming he had to back out of the deal because his wife - who sounds more unreasonable than Kate Gosselin - didn't approve.

"I told him to go back into marriage therapy," Dylan told the paper.

It sounds as though Dylan is back on the auction block, at least according to Hof. His take on the situation?

"Natalie is dying to put this thing to bed so she can move on with her scholastic studies and life in general. Natalie's Australian businessman's loss is her future lover's gain."

Would you nail Natalie? Click on the pictures of her below to help form your opinion:

The Bitch is Back: Kristin Cavallari Films The Hills

After a brief trip to St. Maarten for some Speidi-esque staged bikini pics, Kristin Cavallari returned to the familiar territory of SoCal to film The Hills.

The "new cast member" (who knew you could simply pluck one out of the air on a "reality" show) was seen dining out and hamming it up for the cameras ...

LC who? Kristin Cavallari is the new (old?) face of the MTV hit.

While Lauren Conrad is now off The Hills, some of her friends who remain on it say Kristin is out to change the entire dynamic of the show.

"[Kristin] is here to create as much drama for the show as possible, and she doesn't care how she does it," the annoying Stephanie Pratt confessed.

As the promo says, the bitch is back.

Click to enlarge more photos of Kristin Cavallari out, about and being filmed for an upcoming episode of The Hills, which will air this fall:

[Photo Credits: Fame Pictures]